• Do you find yourself craving the next door neighbors’ brains rather than finishing your TV dinner?
• Is it going on the 4th night in a row where you have not slept and wandered around aimlessly smelling humans?
• Have you not changed your clothes in weeks even though they were ripped to shreds in a recent zombie attack?
• Have you recently had a funeral IN YOUR NAME?
• Have you already killed and eaten your family?
• Do you wander around all day & night with other zombies with whom you have never met before?
• Have zombies suddenly lost all interest and have not made any attempts to eat you? (Aside from perhaps ONE rather gruesome attack)
•  Have you lost the ability to read the above questions and would rather hunt for human flesh and/or brains?

If you have answered yes to ANY of the above questions it is highly likely that you are already a zombie.